Sunday, October 26, 2014

Brisbane: Blog returns to normal tomorrow

It's a less angry post than last night but seriously if you're kids are cunts they don't belong in public, that is private. So after a dreamy breakfast, a good sleep and a serious iView catch up session this AM (man I'm gonna miss David + Margaret) I am ready for my final day of holidays. Work returns tomorrow, as does boot camp (fuck I need it) and the Sydney routine starts up. As a holiday ends its the countdown to the holiday season.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Goodbye Honolulu, hello Brisbane!

And a big FUCK YOU to the fucking savages on Hawaiian airlines flight today, you and your six or seven kids were absolutely disgusting on this flight. Thanks for allowing your kids to scream, yell and run around the plane for all ten hours of the flights. Yes you in rows 28 and 29. God help your kids with dumb ass parents like this.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Honolulu: Wet n Wild, final day, sad face

It's always sad when holidays come to an end, except for if you're at Wet n Wild. Not the shit house Sydney one where you can wait up to 45 minutes for a ride it Honolulu where the most I waited was three folks in front of me, cray cray. C'mon Sydney get it right. Do it for the West if anything, it's fucked living out there (or so I hear) so c'mon. Anyway Honolulu, easy best USA city this trip. The sunset swim tonight pre dinner, the food, the people, just choice. Thanks Honolulu it's been real xo

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Honolulu: it's all happening at the fucking Cheese Factory

All up in here, ran into the lovely and delightful Zangers, then had a delightful host from NYC who was divine and then a lovely couple from Woy Woy! Spent the whole lunch gossiping away whilst smashing sweet potato fries, chicken and avo sannies and of course.... Cheesecake xo

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Goodbye SFO, Aloha Honolulu!

Aloha again, this time from Oahu! Loving it, to be honest San Francisco was not my US city, but to be fair I had a shocking cold/bad tummy. I will do a full update once I return home and speaking of home, go on you 360, yes I also feel the Aussie flag (in the wrong hands) leads to dickhead behaviour.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

San Francisco: Last full day, Cheesecake Factory and finally new shoes

So the city is busy, filled with hills and homeless folk, totally flies the pink flag and has cheap shoes at my favourite US shoe store, Journeys! Hooray new Tigers, as I chucked out a water damaged, Segway riding pair in Portland. As we head into our final US city before a quick stop into Brisbane it's time for me to reflect on what feels like forever on holidays. I will do a full update of my favourite things, places, hotels (Maui so far is looking good, it was divine) and my reaction to the Aussie dollar worth less than the US? Mot folk here look like they are two weeks away from bankruptcy. Enou for today, more tomorrow, can't believe the winner of the Australian X Factor, poor babe see you doing in store CD signings and bargain bins around Sydney summers post Christmas 2014. xo

Monday, October 20, 2014

San Francisco: Third city, the city of the Golden Gate

So tourist mode today on a hop on, hop off bus, loving it. But of course after jumping time zones, cities I got a wee bug which thank goodness think its passing. Fuck my belly is all I have to say on some holidays. After leaving Portland for dust, it's time or some California action, no longer tax free like Oregon, this place is a little more busy, with a lot more homeless folk and poverty, but also a lot more happening in general than back in Portland. Until tomorrow, Good Morning Australia!