SAY WHAT? I'm 32 in 10 days.... Shit.

So it's a shameless gift registry post, hello internet:

90210 - Final Season (5) 
The Walking Dead - Season 2 
The Walking Dead - Season 3 
Shameless - Season 3 
Wentworth - Season 1 
True Blood - Season 6 
Game of Thrones - Season 2 
Hart of Dixie - Season 2 
Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries - Season 2/Part 1 & Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries - Season 2/Part Sia - 1000 Forms of Fear Album

Good evening!

Is this really how Australia looks to the rest of the world? FML!

So this crazy woman is not the first to be caught out on public transport and I dare say with mobile phones and YouTube exploding all over the shop it's so easy for this thing to go viral.

This piece has been published all over the web, news sites and now YouTube comments are going nuts.

So Australia is this how you want the rest of the world to see us? I for one don't but I generally vote for the Greens so I think both Liberal and Labor parties need to fix some policies for us not to be labelled the most racist country on this planet.

I can't remember how many times I have seen this kind of thing so please if your on public transport or just really in general if your a racist, please keep your mouth shut because like in this video only one person is going to look like a complete cunt and it's not the person who is different.

Now that woman fucking sucks, this one doesn't AUSTRALIA we have our own Sarah Pailn.

How to make Musical Theatre Cool (well a start)

When Good Shit Comes to an End

After 7 years, 7 seasons and countless episodes both Californication and True Blood both come to an end. Californication has lost it's way a few times, had some random guest stars (Marilyn Manson and Rick Springfield to name a couple) and some awesome season long guests like Kathleen Turner. David Duchovny and gang have served up some dirty humour over the years and Marcy (Pamela Adlon) has dropped some almighty F bombs.

Heather Graham has been a sublime addition to the 7th and final season which really has been a good way to go off.

Now to True Blood, I am only one episode in but I know this season is going to be a massive improvement on the last season. Season 6 really saw True Blood go off the deep end and depart from the books a little too much. This season is Eric dead? Who will live? Who will become a Vampire or a fairy or even a were-something?

So many questions, so much to wrap up in 9 (it's only a 10 episode season) episodes.

So what happens when these shows wrap? What is left to replace them? I know I am super loving Devious Maids (now in season 2), Under the Dome starts again soon, Hit the Floor also has some seriously nice eye candy in it & finally I kind of want to catch up on 24. I am yet to watch season 8 but the revived season intrigues me.

That is all in TV land for now I am sure I will update more TV in coming days and I can't wait to get my eyes around Jersey Boys the movie.

Thank God it's EOFY

Yes we all love Tax time (well some do if ya get a refund or if you owe the tax man money, maybe it's sad face time) and we all love the sales, the promotions and the fun of saying EOFY!

Yes June 30 it's tomorrow and I am just tickle pink that, that means one month of Winter down, 2 to go. Why the hell does one have zero to minus 5 percentage energy to do anything of good to ones body in Winter and why oh why is it so God damn windy this weekend.

I used to be Winters #1 fan, that changed with hitting my (not so) dirty thirties. I have lost the will to go for a morning run, I dread boot camp mornings and the thought of leaving the bed on the weekend is nothing short of a major task.

Enough complaining about the weather, the season and please oh please can I have a tax refund this year. One like last year would do just fine please.

I do however dwelling on this EOFY love the random excuse for yet another reason to roll out those tired old sale signs in the retail world. Can we just look at some of the sales around dates that now commonly roll out:

New Years Sale
Australia Day Sale
Back to School Sale
Valentines Day Sale
End of Summer Sale
Autumn Sale
Easter Sale
Anzac Day Sale
Back to School Sale x2
End of Autumn Sale
End of Financial Year Sale
Mid Year Clearance
End of Winter Sale
Spring Sale
October Long Weekend Sale
Halloween Sale
Summer Sale
Back to School Sale x3
Pre Christmas Sale
Boxing Day Sale
End of Year Sale

Is that enough sales to pack into one year?

Australian's love a sale? It's a shame you can't make the punter pay full price for anything anymore.

So folks, happy EOFY, enjoy the last day of the 2013/2014 Financial Year.

Film Freak 2014 - Transformers 4 - Transformers Age of Extinction

When a franchise gets up to movie number 4, the time has come for the movie to franchise to really shine or fall flat on it's ass, in the case of Transformers it's the latter, this movie dies a SLOW & LONG painful death.

As much as I am a huge Marky Mark fan this movie is super average, and here is why:

1. It's way to long
2. The story (or lack there of) takes forever to get going
3. Some of the lines in the film could be the worst of the year
4. Even Marky Mark can't save the train wreck second half of the film where it's explosion after explosion and build getting smashed up after Transformer flying into yes you guessed it another building.

Here is the trailer to break up my rant:



It was probably the worst action film I have seen recently and almost 22 Jump Street look like a masterpiece. Shia LaBeof is the real winner here by not being featured in this lengthly and drab Michael Bay wank fest.

Transformers 4, maybe it is time this toys became extinct, 1 Star for Marky Mark's tight t-shirts. He is still one sexy as fuck individual.

Birthday Gift Register - It's next Month (How did it get to July already)

So my birthday is just around the corner (ehhhhhh 32, how did I get to mid thirties, FML) and if you have money left after the Joe Hockey budget and you feel like throwing me a bone, here is a list of bones I would actually be grateful for:

90210 - Final Season (5)

The Walking Dead - Season 2  

The Walking Dead - Season 3

Shameless - Season 3

Wentworth - Season 1 

True Blood - Season 6

Game of Thrones - Season 2 

Hart of Dixie - Season 2

Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries - Season 2/Part 1

Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries - Season 2/Part 2

Sia's forthcoming album - 1000 Forms of Fear

Until next time, see y'all suckers around, nearly hump day!