OK, 2016 people should lay off the keyboards with cruel YouTube comments, Tweets, Facebook messages, and all that other shit. So why is News.com.au (owned by Murdoch's News Corp) is this because he wants the select few Australians who have Foxtel to host the Fireworks this year? Or SMH, really? Fairfax one of your old employees is ABC big wig Mark Scott.
This is such slow news day shit, looking all over Twitter, posting the hate displayed there and the bored housewives of this nation who are having such a bad night that they figure a quick insult to someone else may make them feel that little better.
Look people out there published in this story, you're tweets have given a lazy journalist (quoted as Network Writers, News Corp Australia) a quick and simple story.
Look on a non bias analyse, yes the hosts weren't perfect, Eddie Perfect is not everyone's bag (including mine), Ella Hooper could not be anymore more obscure and strange choice as they cancelled her revised version of Spicks and Specks. Yes she is no Myf Warhurst, but Eddie Perfect is no Richard Wilkins, but do we really need more Richard Wilkins in our lives?
Do the people who stay at home and say, well here's our NYE, coverage on TV and lets sit here and pick it to pieces. I have some advise for you and the News Corp Network Writers (you can't even put a name to these piss poor stories - c'mon):
1. Get out and leave the TV at home, see friends, see family or are you that miserable that no one can stand to be around you during the holiday season. Most likely after viewing these tweets.
2. Sign up for a free Netflix, Presto or Stan one month trial or with Optus or other providers they offer three months free, that is all Summer long of good streaming content. All you need is unlimited broadband. TPG is only around $60 a month. Even Centrelink will cover that.
3. Put your mobile down and look at yourself, what are you not happy with, are you overweight, are you sick of your weave, well fucking hell it's a new year do something about it. After being at the beach on New Years Day we are becoming a fat nation. It was almost spot the healthy sized person at the beach yesterday. It's not cool that as a size 32 male, it's almost impossible to find clothes that aren't 36 or over or shirts XL and even XXL. Especially in active wear what XXXXL guy needs a cute running singlet?
Ok so now I am on the attack a little but people, what I am saying is use your time for good, not to whinge about some shit the ABC does, if you keep this up you'll turn into one of these less than fine gentlemen.
So yes Australia I am off to the gym, so if something gets on your goat instead of reaching for your smartphone for a ratchet tweet, head out get some fresh air, walk, run, do your god damn body some good, and for fucks sake we live in Australia not a war torn or third world country, your first world problems Australia (NEWS.COM.AU I'm looking at you) are getting fucking bored. Peace, Out..
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