Well, well sorry for the delay in an update, the OPEC week really put me out!
Well before my holiday on the Mental Coast or as I like to call it Druitt by the Sea, I saw the final Priscilla performance at the Lyric Theatre. What a performance, Tony Sheldon, Daniel Scott and the company all put on a simply amazing finale. I almost shed a tear at the end as this has been a huge part of my 2007!
The after party on the other hand was a load of horse shit! I have said it before in my weekly broadblast's about Slide nightclub. Located on Sydney's run down, dangerous and junkie infested Darlinghurst this night club has more tabs on it's self than Andrew Johns after popping his third pill at the Church nightclub, UK.
First off a club/bar/music venue relies on the music it plays to keep punters on the dance floor, I don't think has been hits from Beyonce (particularly with those dreadful Dream on Girls), Pink & various other shit that not even 2Gay FM wouldn't touch.
Second the bar staff can't deny patrons paying for drinks with coins, money is money and on Oxford Street a queer dollar is a queer dollar, us mo's are moving in flocks to Newtown.
Third a Euro trash cloak room junkie who needs patron's to sign in the cloaks and frocks is a little embarrassing.
So with all my marketing experience I have summed up an honest advert for Slide:
Glide into Slide on Oxford Street for a night of sheer disappointment with cunty bar staff, do it yourself cloak room (charge of $5 per item) & music that even Nova 969 sounds similar wouldn't touch in there syndicated grave yard shifts. Slide it's a night out you'd prefer to forgot, but don't worry you probably will, one in every four drinks are spiked.
My lovely week away on the Mental Coast was simply wonderful. I saw an amazing Australian film "The Jammed" a fantastic and realistic journey into the bleak world of people smuggling.
I would also like to say congrates to the Chaser boys for showing up the Australian security at OPEC, what a load of horse shit.
A big congrates to the fantastic talent of Chris Lilley for another wonderful series "Summer Heights High", what a great new show. It's right after the Chaser Wednesday nights at 9:30pm ABCTV.
Now on an ex ABC show Kath & Kim. We all know Goods News Week once it left the ABC was dead and buried after a few short weeks. I feel the same is about to happen at Seven. Squashed in between such rubbish as Hot Property (loved that guy in Priscilla, but sorry your TV show is shit) and some show about and American bogan named Earl, it never really stood much of a chance. And when the comedy was recycled and no longer relevant it really was the final nail in the coffin. The anti Howard episode had a few people talking, most of them work for Today Tonight at Seven so it's simple cross promotion working overtime to keep their ratings up.
This last week back in the city of sin lead me to the Opera House for two special nights of Tori Amos. She is truly a fantastic performer, performing many hits from her long and very successful career.She uses her four wonderful alter egos so well and I must say I love the wigs!Her underground success has been a growing phenomena across the globe with beautiful tracks and some simply amazing cover versions of tracks done by the likes of Emimen to Nirvana. Both nights had very different sets and were simply bliss, the Concert Hall at the Opera House is a truly beautiful venue and was always the best venue in town for this concert series.Her American Doll Posse CD is a hit and miss affair but with such a strong back catalogue her performances were varied and truly amazing, on several occasion I could fell goose bumps on the back of my neck.
The next week I'll be off the the simply stunning Miss Saigon, a full review will be posted shortly.
Sorry again for the delay in posting something new.
I dedicate this post to the amazing new Shit Me Spears track "Gimme More" a new track for all the gutter trash mothers of tomorrow to train for the strip clubs of tomorrow.
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