Saturday, December 31, 2011

Last update for 2011!

So my last update for 2011 is a little bit of news, a little bit of info, a little bit fun!

Speaking of fun, SIA collaborator of the moment (David Guetta "Titanium" & The Hilltop Hoods "I Love it") has done it again this time with Flo Rida, yes Misty Flo Rida, not Florida the state, here is a taste:




Now to business my 29 and a half birthday is so soon, it's almost 2012 so it's super soon, hells bells!

So here is some info for y'all:

When - Sunday the 15th of January 2012

Where - The Bank Hotel

What Time - From 1pm - lunch will be at the Thai restaurant if you want to eat there, not fussed if you do or you don't.

Till When it's a School Night - Whenever it's a drop in when you please and leave when you please thing, I'll be there, so come say hello.

Dress Code - It's Summer, so as few clothes as humanly possible.

A birthday wouldn't be complete without a gift registry:

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two - DVD Series
One Tree Hill Series 5 & 8 - DVD Series
East West 101 Season 3 - DVD Series
Weeds Seasons 5 & 6 - DVD Series
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Californication series 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series
Kimbra - VOWS {Album}
Eskimo Joe - GHOSTS OF THE PAST {Album}

And also I wanted to take a moment to wish all my dear friends the best for the new year and beyond cause y'all are all awesome.

Anyway see you all at some stage of the new year.

Have the best night ever tonight and I will give you a full review of the Glebe Island event held in Sydney tonight.

Until tomorrow XOXO

Happy NYE Australia & Beyond!

Australia get ready it's NYE 2011! Almost 2012!

What songs should we get into for your perfect new years MEGAMIX:

LE BUMP!



Wilson Phillips for a sing a long!



NERO - Dub Step heaven -



Get yo groove onto some Ray Charles MOFO



Finally don't stop the music with the SUBS!



See y'all in 2012!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

It's definitely School Holidays Again

Why? Because as I left IKEA Tempe (new store) there is a kid being a total cunt to their parent.

And for some holiday cheer the lovely Lady Gaga is at it again with releasing a tune titled "Stuck On Fuckin' You":



PS Happy New Year is coming......

Film Freak 2011 - The Iron Lady

Oh Meryl, you've done it again and it looks like the awards are going to pile up after your award winning performance in the Iron Lady. Told in flash backs and flash forwards the film works but also drags a bit, but some of Meryl's dialogue is just perfect.

The biographical flick based on British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, is good an also doco based. I learnt a lot whilst enjoying Meryl just show why she is one of the queens of the silver screen.

I enjoyed this almost like The Kings Speech as you are just watching a well made, well acted feature that pretty much ticks all the boxes, it's a safe smash for the crowded Boxing Day release schedule.

3 stars.

Monday, December 26, 2011

The year's best in song - the 101 ultimate 2011 tunes

1 - Goyte - Somebody That I Used to Know (Ft. Kimbra)
2 - Seeker Lover Keeper - Even Though I'm A Woman
3 - Florence & The Machine - Shake it Off
4 - Calvin Harris - Bounce (Ft. Kelis)
5 - Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar
6 - Example - Changed The Way You Kiss Me
7 - Jebediah - She's Like A Comet
8 - Jay Z & Kanye West - Otis
9 - Calvin Harris - Feel So Close
10 - The Jezabels - Endless Summer
11 - Seeker Lover Keeper - Light All My Lights
12 - Drapht - Sing It (The Life Of Riley)
13 - Architecture in Helinki - Contact High
14 - 360 – Boys Like You (Ft. Gossling)
15 - Boy & Bear - Feeding Line
16 - Adele - Rumour Has It
17 - Foster The People - Call It What You Want
18 - Friendly Fires - Live Those Days Tonight
19 - Arctic Monkeys – Don’t Sit Down Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair
20 - Middle East - Land of the Bloody Unknown
21 - Sneaky Sound System - We Love
22 - SBTRKT - Wildfire (Feat Little Dragon)
23 - The Wombats - Techno Fan
24 - Kimbra - Good Intent
25 - Kasabian - Re-wired
26 - Florence & The Machine - What The Water Gave Me
27 - Nero - Promises
28 - Foo Fighters - Rope
29 - Foster The People – Houdini
30 - Justice – Civilization
31 - Joe Goddard - Gabriel
32 - Goyte - I Feel Better
33 - Lykki Li - I Follow Rivers
34 - City & Colour - Fragile Bird
35 - Radiohead - Lotus Flower
36 - Foster The People - Helena Beat
37 - 360 - Throw It Away (Ft. Josh Pyke)
38 - Feist - How Come You Never Go There
39 - Martin Solveig - Ready To Go (Ft. Kele)
40 - Skream & Example - Shot Yourself In The Foot Again
41 - Illy - Cigarettes
42 - Kasabian - Days Are Forgotten
43 - Kimbra - Cameo Lover
44 - The Black Keys - Lonely Boy
45 - Lana Del Ray - Video Games
46 - Lanu - Beautiful Trash (Ft. Megan Washington) (Natural Double Remix)
47 - Josh Pyke - No One Wants A Lover
48 - Little Dragon - Ritual Union
49 - Drapht - Bali Party
50 - Washington - Holy Moses
51 - Sparkadia – China
52 - Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise
53 - The Grates - Turn Me On
54 - Owl Eyes - Raiders
55 - Art vs Science - A.I.M. Fire!
56 - The Living End - The Ending Is Just The Beginning Repeating
57 - Austra - Lose It
58 - Josh Pyke - The World Is A Picture
59 - Art Vs Science - With Thoughts
60 - Justice - Audio, Video, Disco
61 - Architecture In Helsinki - I Know Deep Down
62 - San Cisco - Awkward
63 - The Rapture - How Deep Is Your Love
64 - The Jezabels – Rosebud
65 - Amy Winehouse - Like Smoke (Ft. NAS)
66 - Tim & Jean - I Can Show You
67 - Stonefield - Black Water Rising
68 - Boy & Bear - Milk & Sticks
69 - Funkoars - Where I Am
70 - Adalita - The Repairer
71 - Strange Talk - Sexual Lifestyle
72 - The Wombats – Anti-D
73 - 360 - Killer
74 - The Hilltop Hoods - I Love it (Featuring Sia)
75 - Papa Vs Pretty - Honey
76 - Jebediah - Control
77 - Cut Copy - Blink And You'll Miss A Revolution
78 - The Panics – Majesty
79 - Beth Ditto - I Wrote The Book
80 - The Vines - Future Primitive
81 - Eskimo Joe - Love is a Drug
82 - The Naked and Famous – all of this
83 - Bluejuice - Act Yr Age
84 - Arctic Monkeys - The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala
85 - Pnau - Solid Ground
86 - Faker - Dangerous (CSS Remix)
87 - The Subs - Don't Stop
88 - Flight Facilities - Foreign Language ft. Jess
89 - The Grates - Sweet Dreams
90 - Seeker Lover Keeper - Rely On Me
91 - Peter, Bjorn & John – Breaker Breaker
92 - Angus & Julia Stone - Love Will Take You
93 - Drapht - Down
94 - Sietta - What Am I Supposed To Do?
95 - The Aston Shuffle - Won't Get Lost
96 - SBTRKT - Pharaohs {Ft. Roses Gabor}
97 - Oh Mercy – Stay, Please Stay
98 - Kanye West - Hell of a Life
99 - The Herd - Signs Of Life
100 - Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

101 - Lupe Fiasco - I Don't Wanna Care Right Now ft. MDNA

The hottest 100 anthems of the year

Will be posted later tonight....

Will it be????

Happy Holidays Part Two - Boxing Day and Album of the Year

So after a load of food in my belly and a swim, a DVD and present opening yesterday it is time to finally unveil and get into my BLOG's album of the year, and this year I had four nominations and I have decided to rank them 1-4.

So let's kick off at Number four and this goes to the almighty WOMBATS! Well done their album The Wombats Proudly Present... This Modern Glitch, the album was an indie smash hit with big tracks like "Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves)", "Anti D", "Jump into the Fog" & "Techno Fan". The album is a favourite around the indie hipsters but it just didn't have the steam to get it over the line with this year's biggest album of the year.

Coming in just ahead of it, Jay Z & Kanye West team up for Watch the Throne, it's crazy and huge, it has sold 1,166,000 in the USofA! The album featured the smash hit track "Otis", my favourite "That's My Bitch" and also "Why I Love You". The album has had a monster 6 singles to come from it and it's deluxe version is one of the most amazing CD packagaing I have ever seen, just lush. Okay so this is the Hip Hop release of the year but not my overall album of the year.

Now to the album that almost got their and I almost made it a tie this year but that's not fair as one album shined just that bit brighter. So the 2nd album of the year had some of the biggest singles of the year and just keep going and going! It's ADELE & 21!

As of the end of November this album has sold over 13 million copies and every single has been covered one way or another in Glee. "Someone Like You", "Rolling in the Deep", "Turning Tables", "Set Fire to the Rain" and more! Yes songs from this album has been covered, remixed, played live during Linkin Park sets, yes Linkin Park! Adele proves a song and it's lyrics are way more important than a slutty video or a stupid outfit, for Adele, it's a piano and a MASSIVE ballard. No one can deny, Adele is the biggest world wide star today, her album has been played in every country I have visited this year, and she is just ace but not fully as as 21 was Album of the year number 2.

So what is number One?



Yes GOTYE!

A great Australian album and voted by Triple J listeners as the album of the year and with the ARIA biggest single of 2011, "Somebody That I Used to Know". This song was just amazing and has crossed him over from being a Triple J artist to a mainstream success. And there is nothing wrong with that when you release an album like this. "Eyes Wide Open" is awesome and "I Feel Better" and "In Your Light" are just totally inspirational.

An album like this totally deserves the attention and respect it is gaining and I think 2012 will be huge for GOTYE and the man at every festival will continue to impress crowds.

GOTYE is gonna be one to watch so check him out.

Happy Holidays and Happy Boxing Day, Melbourne test, Sydney to Hobart race and anything else going on today.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas and a an album of the year

Merry Christmas Internet and all the best for 2012, 2012 is going to be a much different year for me with a career change on the cards or possible overseas ventures, so I look to 2012 with new hopes and dreams and I will totally keep y'all in the loop of what travel, and excitement is headed my way.

Onto music, my 2nd BLOG album of the year will be announced and up on the this page tomorrow, also the 101 best songs of 2011 as selected by me will also appear up here.

So stay tuned for more summer music lists, more movie reviews, maybe some snap shots from 2011 and the new year in TV looks great, new True Blood (June), new Dexter (September), new Californication (Jan 2012 - I think) and more Glee & Desperate Housewives.

So if your driving don't be a dickhead, if your wanting some extra Christmas cheer, I have the below, all the best and Happy Christmas Internet!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

So the year in film for 2011

So I thought I did an end of year wrap for movies last year, but then I couldn't find it so maybe I didn't and look it's just all too hard this close to Christmas so here is this years film wrap:

Favourite Holiday/Feel Good Film for the summer slack period - New Years Eve (Review Below)

Favourite make the audience feel like they are dieing film - Contagion

Favourite franchise that continues to scare the pants off me - Paranormal Activity 3

Favourite Violent/Arthouse film with an 80's soundtrack - Drive

Favoutire Re-Make - Footloose

Favourite Southern American True Story - The Help

Favourite 3D concert Movie - Glee (as the TV show started to suck, who knew they could go 3D on our asses)

Favourite Ape Movie - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Favourite laugh out loud and favourite movie of 2011 - Bridesmaids, hands down the best movie in years!

Favourite Action film (featuring mutants) - X-Men - First Class

Favourite fake doco - Catfish

Favourite Lesbian movie - Black Swan

Oops just found last years list, in brackets see this years winners too:

BEST hyped film of 2010 - The Social Network, who knew JT could act and be a complete tool at the same time. (X-MEN FIRST CLASS)

BEST jump out of the seat film, Paranormal Activity 2, finally a good sequel in 2010! (PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 - 2 YEARS RUNNING PARANORMAL!)

BEST Teen drama/coming of age/comedy blah - Easy A, leaps and bounds ahead of the competition. (FOOTLOOSE)

BEST low budget film - The Disappearance of Alice Creed - This could be the most perfect and suspenseful film of 2010, catch it on DVD, it's awesome! (BRIDESMAIDS)

BEST blockbuster of 2010 - Tomorrow When the War Begun, great to see the Aussie's making a kick ass big budget action film (RISE OF THE PLANET OF APES)

BEST NZ/small film - Boy, love, love, loved it fully sick as bro (N/A)

BEST 3D movie - By a million and one dance moves Step Up 3D (GLEE 3D - THE REST SUCKED ADN SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2D)

BEST Aussie Movie - Animal Kingdom - Hopefully the producers of Underbelly were watching how too make crime drama without four million tits involved. (RED DOG)

BEST Music film - The Runaways - the bitch from Twilight can actually act. (BRIDEMAIDS - LONG LIVE WILSON PHILLIPS)

BEST controversial film of 2010 - Kick Ass, an 11 year old girl who murders people and says the C word, my kinda film. She made me want to have kids. (THE IN BETWEENERS MOVIE)

BEST drama - Precious - Mariah Carey, also an act, fantastic and very sad film, but well acted and inspiring. (THE HELP)

BEST musical on the big screen - this generally suck but Bran Nue Day was a fun and star studded affair, Missy Higgins, the Debutt queen, Dan Sultan, Geoffrey Rush and more, AWESOME! (GLEE/FOOTLOOSE))

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Film Freak 2011 - New Years Eve

With a star studded line up and New Years Eve totally just around the corner, it's time to hang up with Hollywood's biggest stars and enjoy some rom com fun and games.

Oh and the stars, the best of them, Robert De Niro, Halle Berry and surprisingly Zac Efron, yes Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer (god she looked clapped out though),
Hilary Swank was also quite awesome in her touching role.

The movie really jumps all over the place and Jon Bovi really stinks but overall this movie is not as bad as all the critics say it, sure it's no "Jack and Jill" that is so bad that it doesn't care, it has soul and has a purpose.

Me and the group (and I mean group) I saw it with, all laughed, cried and enjoyed it. However Katherine Heigl you suck honey and what was with that frock at the end of the film....

Overall it is a three star film, but three bright new years stars..

Monday, December 19, 2011

Another Summer Music List

Female Artists of 2011

20 - Laura Jean
19 - Amy Winehouse
18 - The Jezabels (Front Lady - Hayley Mary)
17 - Owl Eyes
16 - The Grates (Front Lady - Patience Hodgson)
15 - Adalita
14 - Little Dragon (Front Lady - Yukimi Nagano)
13 - Kelis
12 - Lana Del Ray
11 - Emma Louise
10 - Gossling
9 - Beth Ditto
8 - Nicki Minaj
7 - SIA
6 - Washington
5 - Sneaky Sound System (Front Lady - Connie Mitchell)
4 - Kimbra
3 - Seeker Lover Keeper
2 - Florence and the Machine (Really just Florence Welch)
1 - Adele

Friday, December 16, 2011

5 Songs I like right now... Nearly Christmas Times V2.0

1. Switch - What Did She Say



2. Nero - Must be the Feeling



3. Yolanda Be Cool Feat. Crystal Waters - Le Bump



4. Rogerseventytwo - You Take Me Higher



5. The Roots - The Otherside

2011 Christmas gift registry - Yes Christmas is just around the corner

.... Like Goldmark

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two - DVD Series
One Tree Hill Series 5 & 8 - DVD Series
East West 101 Season 3 - DVD Series
Weeds Seasons 5 & 6 - DVD Series
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Californication series 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series
Kimbra - VOWS {Album}
Eskimo Joe - GHOSTS OF THE PAST {Album}

Film Freak 2011 - Jack & Jill

OMG Adam Sandler just doesn't care anymore and is there anything wrong with that, he is a funny guy and had his day and now he just puts out films for a little extra pocket money.

Jack & Jill is such a bad film that it is almost good. Katie Holmes is woeful, however Adam Sandler's children in the film are really not that bad.

The winner of the film is Jill - Adam Sandler as a lady, well a lady that looks a lot like Adam Sandler and a very bad tranny.

Was there a need for this film, short answer no, but it is mildly entertaining and you know we all need some stress release in 2011 and when Christmas is around the bend we all need a laugh, so on that note I rate Jack & Jill 2 and a half stars.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Parramatta Westfield, Burwood Westfield, Saigon Sunday

I'm multicultural mother fucker!

So to celebrate two week's till the big day (the day the fat old dude slides down a chimney) and then the big one, I'll post my album of the year and the biggest 101 songs of the year (in my mind). So to get us ready here are five songs from that list in no particular order (call it a preview):











Now the full 101 list will be posted in a couple of weeks, but here is another Summer music list, the top 20 male artists of 2011 in my mind:

20 - Dallas Green
19 - Cee-Lo Green
18 - Bon Iver (Aka Justin Vernon)
17 - Benny Benassi
16 - David Guetta
15 - Aloe Blacc
14 - Martin Solveig
13 - Illy
12 - Lupe Fiasco
11 - Skrillex
10 - Kele
9 - Ed Sheeran
8 - Pete Murray
7 - Drapht
6 - Example
5 - 360
4 - Calvin Harris
3 - Jay Z
2 - Kanye West
1 - Goyte

Next week for you, the Ladies of the year, will be featured on the BLOG.

Friday, December 9, 2011

The 100 best songs of the year and the album of the year

Will be published here right after Christmas, are you excited? Are you ready?? Readers beware this is gonna be more epic than the Kyle and Jackie O TV show.

What will be the album of the year, Goyte, Kanye & the Z, The Wombats or the woman about town Adele.

What will be the biggest song of the year? Reece Mastin, Justice Crew or Jesse J??

All will be reveled soon, in the meantime let's relive last year's top 10 to put us in the mood for the festive season:

1 - CEE LO GREEN - Fuck You



2 - Angus & Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane



3 - Birds Of Tokyo – Plans



4 - Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand



5 - LITTLE RED - Rock It



6 - Tame Impala - Solitude is Bliss



7 - Ou Est Le Swimming Pool - Dance the Way I Feel



8 - John Butler Trio - Close To You



9 - KANYE WEST - Power (Ft. Dwele)



10 - Washington - Sunday Best

16 Days till Christmas WTF!

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two - DVD Series
One Tree Hill Series 5 & 8 - DVD Series
East West 101 Season 3 - DVD Series
Weeds Seasons 5 & 6 - DVD Series
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Californication series 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series
Kimbra - VOWS {Album}
Eskimo Joe - GHOSTS OF THE PAST {Album}

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

5 Songs I like right now... Nearly Christmas Times!

1. Florence & The Machine - Shake it Out



2. Beni - Last Night

Beni - Last Night

3. Hilltop Hoods - I Love it



4. The Black Keys - Lonely Boy



5. Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Film Freak 2011 - The Ides of March

Two days this week and two very different films but again it's all in the cast:

Ryan Gosling - WOW - Handsome, and the actor of 2011 hands down!
George Clooney - Creepy yet seductive and believeable, just the way a politican needs to be.
Philip Seymour Hoffman - an old trooper from way back when
Evan Rachel Wood - Fantastic!

Great cast and great plot twists, a little drawn out in parts but overall not a bad effort for a film directed by the minor star George Clooney as Ryan Gossling really steals the show.

The Ides of March is a political thriller with romance, drama, a bit of suspense and a lot of twists and turns throughout the fairly fast paced movie.

I must say i was a little restless in parts and the ending was less than statisfactory, you really wanted more and wanted more loose ends tied up.

All in all a good cheap Tuesday film, I give it 3 and a half winter night stars.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Film Freak 2011 - Contagion

What a star studded cast firstly:
Matt Damon - Gosh he doesn't even have to play ugly anymore, he is totally foul!
Laurence Fishburne - I thought it was Samuel Jackson till I saw the credits
Jude Law - Not so hot anymore
Gwyneth Paltrow - Really played ugly and dying well
Kate Winslet - her tits remained covered in this film

And many more across the globe as this film headed to Hong Kong (yes my Honkers BLOG entries can be found filed under November) and the USA.

The film started well with the disease spreading and Gwyneth Paltrow's character biting the dust and therefore killing her son by infecting him and leaving Matt Damon all by himself to become a boring widow.

But somewhere in the middle the film lost it's place and really just lost it's way completely and the end felt like it just had to try and wrap this up somewhere as it had already being going on for way too long.

It was good and enjoyable as it really was a good cast just a little lacking in resolution and content.

If it's still bad weather on the weekend and this is showing maybe give it a go, if not there is always DVD next Winter (but wait isn't it Winter now???)

2 and a half sick ass stars.

It's not footy season but there is an event at SFS

Yeah it's the almighty chart topper and Urban superstar Eminem. Not a lot could be said last night for Lil Wayne's dreadful performance and his full set of hoochie dancers who were so not appropriate for the 12 year old screaming girls in front of me.

So as I finally got into the Roosters home ground and venue definitely not suitable for large numbers of people and large numbers of young teenage brats I hear the tail end of what probably was a great set for Adelaide's own Hilltop Hoods, who's new album is set to feature SIA and come out late summer 2012.

Lil Wayne really was a horrid intro to the night with all his songs sounding the same and slightly in good need of some auto tune action. I really wish the young people would enjoy more sensible music in the year 2012.

Now other than the nightmare and drama of getting in and around the large half full venue there was the cold and wet weather to contend with, clearly some people though denim underwear was on the menu on a night where it was never going to reach 20 degrees.

My highlight early on was seeing the Big Brother contestant who turkey slapped a female housemate. What a title to carry.

So now after my social commentary and my observations of the Mt Druitt types attending it's onto the main man and a man who has dominated charts for a lot of my adult life.

He has had serious hits "Stan", almost parody moments "Real Slim Shadey" and "Just Lose it" and then their is the encore and soundtrack number "Lose Yourself".

His set was varied and thick and fast, he covered a lot of his back catalogue with almost a mix tape approach just keeping the tunes bangin out and the samples flying. His recent hits were big with the 12 year olds but it was his old magic that gained him his current status and past fame (pre rehab).

Enimen would have been grand if his sound was better and his interaction with the crowd had been present. After seeing Dolly (another international mega star) this failed to hit the mark with me.

2 cold and wet stars.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

First Dolly Parton and now

Mr. Eminem! OMG, it's time to get my rap on today!

See you at the Football Stadium, lighters up!

HoMeBaKeD!

Getting to Homebake at around 3:30pm is perfect, their are no line ups to get in, the weather is fine (and yesterday it was perfect with no clouds, no rain, no horrid heat - beauty!) and the crowd is well pissed.

We checked out the amazing Architecture in Helsinki, they were great and a clear highlight. I love these guys and later saw the lead lady checking out Ladyhawke, just love!

Architecture in Helsinki set was almost a best of with big fun hits like "That Beep", "I Know Deep Down", "Escapee" and more fun! I really loved it, would have loved a cover, but I can win everything.

I then moved on with my crew for a bit (and I mean a bit) of Kimbra, loved her dress, like her, walked in on "Settle Down", my least favourite. "Good Intent", "Limbo" and the last one "Cameo Lover" were fun but she was a little drowned out by Drapht towards the end of the set. But the Big Top was the most full it was all day for this young Kiwi.

Then whilst smashing a BBQ Pork bun or three we heard the monster sounds of Drapht, what a year for that man, "Rapzunzel" definitely you can let ya hair down.

Heard a bit of Daniel Merriweather's "Chainsaw in the distant too, will see him live one of these days.

Then chilled on the grass, enjoying the people, the weather and the one crazy ride of the day and the big sounds of "The Jezabels", man they are popular!

Heard a bit of Goyte from our chilled out spot, a little disappointing with the sound and choice of songs for his set. I heard the big tune from the coffee cart "Somebody That You Used to Know".

Walked of to see some "Seeker Lover Keeper" action but the line was large and then just gave in and caught my other favourite Kiwi girl who has been in hiding Ms Ladyhawke! And she was fun, all her fav's were their "Dusk til Dawn", "Paris is Burning", "Magic" and "My Delirium", she also played a lot of new ones and a good one called Sunday Drive.

And guess what I happened to find this on the YouTube!



Then rounding of the night was Cut Copy from Melbourne. I saw these guys in the same spot in 2008, I missed the 2009 Homebake due to a major mood swing. 2010 Homebake went bye bye. And it seemed they didn't bring the magic (and the packed tent) that they did those three years ago.

They have been nominated for a Grammy but they still didn't party like 08.

Anyway they did all their hits from their latest "Blink & You'll Miss a Revolution" (my personal fav), "Need You Now" & "Take me Over". They did some from "in Ghost Colours" but they could have done "Faraway" my fav in my opinion. Of course they did "Lights and Music" and "Hearts of Fire". A little bit of a disappointing end but still enjoyable, the crowds then seemed to all be leaving during "Need you Now" and the Grinderman set was losing people rapidly, a weird choice for the closer on the Homebake Classic Edition.

My only criticism of the "Classic Edition" brand is where was Spiderbait, the Gurge, You am I, TISM, Frenzal Rhomb, The Whitlams? And also missing some of the year's hottest Aussie stars like Boy & Bear and The Living End (also filed under Classic).

Anyway a great day, great vibe, not many young brats, a lot of music lovers and sensible festival clothes, love it!

Homebake 2011, a success but there are points to build on going forward into the future of music festivals, 4 stars

Saturday, December 3, 2011

The countdown to Homebake!

OMG it is here today and here is what I am pumped for!



OMG it's a Kiwi!



OMG it's Daniel Merriweather!



It's the J Award winning Goyte - holy poo cakes



Another Kiwi lady what is this, Ladyhawke ALERT!



OMG it's some Grammy award nominated CUT COPY -



And finally the best three Aussie ladies in music right now!

The Dark Room - Belvoir Street

A scary and real life look at the territory and it's divides between the police and the people who sit just outside the law.

At times frightening in the pitch black downstairs theatre at Belvoir St, this well done play has now been extended till the 11th of December.

Brendan Cowell who is always great and Leah Purcell really excelled in her role as a social worker.

The Dark Room whilst dark is extremely enjoyable, definately not one for people who are offended by strong thems and language.

The Dark Room rates 4 dark stars.

Friday, December 2, 2011

The Christmas gift register is on - only 23 days till Christmas (SHIT!)

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two - DVD Series
One Tree Hill Series 5 & 8 - DVD Series
East West 101 Season 3 - DVD Series
Weeds Seasons 5 & 6 - DVD Series
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Californication series 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A night in Dolly-Wood

Have you ever been to a concert where you leave smiling and you just feel so damn good about yourself? Well that was Dolly last night at Sydney's nearly named Crazy John's Arena, ooopppss I mean Allphones Arena.

So Dolly Parton performed for around 2 highly entertaining hours last night to a packed out Allphones Arena.

The show was flawless she came out banging and threw "Jolene" in nice and early to set the stage.

Every moment of this concert was great and every song was well choosen and well placed in the diverse and fun set list. It was all fun times ahead with this set and concert and it was all positive.

I really don't know what I enjoyed more, Dolly's singing or story telling and interaction with the crowd. Her final two up beat numbers and encore were the perfect end to a great evening. As we ramp up to the full on concert season this was a perfect start to the season.

Dolly will be hard to follow and this will definately be a memorable evening, greta stuff Dolly, 5 flawless stars.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Tomorrow Night - Dolly Parton

OMG it's Dolly mania tomorrow night! So stay tuned later in the week for a full review, hopefully she is better than the latest Twilight film :)

Film Freak 2011 - Twilight - Breaking Dawn (Part One)

Firstly I don't like that this is going to be drawn out for the hardcore fans. Fans have told me not that much happens in the book and it could definately be done in one film.

You can really tell now that each film has been directed by diferent directors by the way each film is just so random and different, the first one was a B grade teen romance, with a bit of suspense. The second one had a little more money to splash around and the third nothing really happened by it was clear there was money put into it and the guys behind this love to throw in some big songs.

I find this more interesting and weird than a normal film experience. People laugh when they shouldn't, people work in and out of the movie, people groan and poeple sigh when Taylor Launter removes his shirt to remove his near perfect body.

Okay so how is the film, in one word terrible.

The acting is all over the shop, the plot is ridcilous and all over the shop, the special effects and make up leave a lot to be desired. The Angus and Julia Stone song from the soundtrack misses out on a place in the movie.

Kristen Stewart needs a burger and a punch in the junk, man that woman blows!

For a teen, fantasy romance movie it has the most unlikable couple in the history of romantic cinema.

I was disapointed to say the least at this half cooked part one in the final of this rather strange "saga", I think drama needs to happen before something can be considered a saga.

So my star rating, one lonely saga free star.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

What were the hottest Songs in Spring?

Here you have it witches:

20 - Lana Del Ray - Video Games
19 - Sans Cisco - Awkard
18 - Example - Stay Awake
17 - Florence & the Machine - What the Water Gave Me
16 - 360 - Boys Like You
15 - Nero - Promises
14 - Florence & the Machine - Shake it Out
13 - Benny Benassi - Cinema (Skrillex REMIX)
12 - Pete Murray - Free
11- Coldplay - Paradise
10 - Example - Changed the Way You Kissed Me
9 - Adele - Rolling in the Deep
8 - Aloe Blacc - I Need a Dollar
7 - Adele - Someone Like You
6- Calvin Harris - Bounce
5 - Calvin Harris - Feels So Close
4- Adele - Set Fire to the Rain
3- Ed Sheeran - The A Team
2 - David Guetta/SIA - Titanium
1 - Goyte - Somebody That I Used to Know

Quiet Weekends and Good Times

After such a monster week it was so nice to have a dreamy quiet weekend with a dreamy sleep in till 10:30am on a Saturday and some yummy food all weekend. Why is food so important to me lately? I think I may be pregnant.

So for this will end in an hour or so when I check out the fourth installment of Twilight OMG!

In the meantime to celebrate tonight's ARIA awards here is some top notch Aussie music:

First stop Brisbane for the Last Dinosaurs:



Now off to Adelaide and not for the Hilltop Hoods but for the delightful Funkoars:



Now a tasty treat from Gold Fields:



Now soon indie love for Strange Talk:



Canberra is dancing to the Ashton Shuffle, even Ms Gillard get's loose to these boys:



That's all folks enjoy the downgraded ARIA's on Go! Tonight LOL, let's hope it's not as shit as last years at the Opera House.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

90's World - Salt N Pepa Fun Times ahead!

Starting off their career in 1985 Salt N Pepa I can finally say you are off my bucket list!

Cheryl "Salt" (James) - Wray & Sandra "Pepa" Denton really rocked it at their Enmore last night, playing their four major hits ("Shoop", "Whatta Man", "Push It" (they actually did this twice with fans joining them on stage the second time round - good grief) and my favourite "Let's Talk about Sex").

The Enmore was bumping with all the single ladies and old school fans in the house and enjoying a trip down memory lane back to the old 90's with lot's of old school jams and daggy dancing.

Salt N Pepa may not be relevant in 2011 in the recording music scene but in the live environment these ladies rock.

So much fun and in their words "Feel Good Music". Loved it, Salt N Pepa, shook me 4 stars.

Beni - House of Beni

Camp, good summer times fun can be found right here ladies!

Beni - House of Beni by modularpeople

Monday, November 21, 2011

New Hilltop Hoods features SIA

I love it! LOL

Film Freak 2011 - We Need to Talk About Kevin

Starring Tilda Swinton, John C. Reilly, Ezra Miller.

It has been described as masterpiece and shocking and epic it is! Tilda Swinton really brought it and had an extremely difficult role to play. The movie is totally not everyone's cup of tea and it is very arthouse.

We Need to Talk About Kevin, is out now at very select cinemas as everywhere else is playing back to back Twilight movies.

We Need to Talk About Kevin I will not give anything away about this film as it has to been seen to be believed so check out this three and a half star film.

Dexter fans unite!

So everybody, no need to be scared, Dexter is now doing at least 8 seasons, yes it was announced late last week and I am so excited Dexter will now be doing a series 7 & 8, so excited, this season has been fab!

Also on TV, it looks like Glee is on holidays the end of the month, yes the next episode air date is November 29, 2011. The show has slid down in ratings and will then have a break to be replaced by some new sitcoms. It is all looking like the end for the old Glee kids.

Onto Aussie TV the Slap has just been brilliant and I am looking to see what new Aussie dramas Seven and Nine will dig out after most of there's are either finished for the year or cancelled.

Christmas is next Month so how's about a gift registry V2.0

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two
One Tree Hill Series 7
Gossip Girl series 1,2,3,4 - their is a box set soon to be released :)
East West 101 Season 3
Weeds Season 6
The Slap - DVD Series
Underbelly - Razor - DVD
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Dexter Series 5 - DVD Series
Californication series 3 + 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series

The Holiday is over - Sad Face Part 2

The holiday is now over and the reality of working and back to Sydney life is totally back on track. Sad face!

So after a great week in various parts of Asia, I found my love of Thailand has increased and my new love of Hong Kong is one I would like to keep up in the future.

I have summarised my hotel top 5 below and maybe decided to put a little picture from each, so here is where we stayed and my mini review plus picture:

1. The Four Seasons, Bangkok

Just simply divine!



My favourite by a long way, with 5 star plus service and 5 star location, right near the BTA and right near shops, markets and everything one needs in the stunning Bangkok.

2. The Peninsula, Bangkok

So amazing, such great service, amazing day spa, amazing buffet breakfast and lovely people to make you feel warm and welcome. Also on the riverside so something different and very nice. No floods in this part of Bangkok




3. The Peninsula, Hong Kong

Again divine, but the Chinese are not as freidnly as the Thai and with no complimentary buffet breakfast, they get marked down a bit. But an amazing high tea is to be had there and the pool has an amazing view of the city light show at 8pm nighty




4. The Sukhothai, Bangkok

Lovely Thai people and lovely buffet but it was not up there with the other two Thai hotels, the rooms were a little wierd but all good, one night in Bangkok at this place




5. Lanson Place, Hong Kong

HMMMMMMM the Chinese really don't have customer service down to a fine art form like the Thai but this place was comfortable and in a greta location, right near Times Square and around a lot of great little shops and Yum Cha in the heart of Causeway Bay.




Okay so hotels tick, and it comes to my favourite memories, Ocean Park at the end of the leg in Hong Kong was a great amusement park and haven't I seen a load of them this year.




And the people of Thailand always continue to amaze me, they have survived floods this year, some of the people surive on what Alan Joyce makes in an hour to last them a year and support an entire family. Thailand can I move to you and ditch the great down under?

There was so much in Hong Kong, so many shops, so many people, so much washing on the streets, so many modes of transport, such great little lane ways (look out Melbourne) and the people themseleves, CRAZY!

Oh the love, oh how I love holidays and this blog is becoming a bit Getaway travel-esque, so it all stops soon with gig reviews, as some of the biggest stars and acts are in town. Salt n Pepa, Seeker Lover Keeper and the Australian festival starts real soon.

So look out readers!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Farewell Honkers, last night was BONKERS

Yes a full round up of my farewell to the lovely Thailand and Hong Kong is coming up, but after a crazy night in the gay district of the mighty Honkers, my head is bumping today and it's time for a final Sunday Yum Cha session.

Oh boy what a whirlwind trip and I can't believe next week the journey is all but over.

I fly out tonight on the amazing Virgin Atlantic, which I loved flying over and I can't wait to settle down to some more trashy films. Speaking of films I must add I saw the excellent "Midnight in Paris" heading over from Bangkok to Hong Kong. It really is a great film despite Owen Wilson usually being so vile in most films. And come to think of it most of the films he is in really suck butt.

So there you go if you re in Australia and bored on your Sunday afternoon/evening maybe catch up with the latest Woody Allen installment, really a good easy to watch film set in the beautiful Paris.

Okay I am going on about nothing another than film, so a full holiday blog entry will be coming at some stage tomorrow on my last day of freedom until Christmas. Oh and that reminds me a fully new Christmas gift registry is also coming soon so look out for that you witches.

Anyway from Hong Kong on the 20th floor of the Lanson Place, I am signing out, hung over and still beaming with excitement after one dancing to a SIA tune on an international dance floor and two after surviving all the mad roller coasters at yesterday's fab and camp Ocean Park!

See y'all!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Last Full Day in Thailand and is it wrong to eat.....

BBQ Pork Buns for breakfast? While on holidays I sure do not see why not!

So my collection of T-Shirts and shorts continues to grow after shopping yesterday so look out Sydney and beyond!

No offense Australia but I want to relocate so badly to Thailand, people are polite, the public transport system is easy to use and did I say the people are friendly. Sydney has become so busy and so cranky that I don't know why a tourist would ever return to our high prices, bad service levels and shocking transport.

Over here a taxi is around $2-$4 around the city, in Sydney it could be $50 depending on traffic!

I love Australia don't get me wrong but if I won Lotto, guess where you would find me!

So yesterday was a movie night and shopping day! Shopping is great here, all the centres, the markets, the street stalls, it is just amazing. You can pick up everything from clothes, DVD copies, CD copies, computers, hand guns, knock off Calvin Klein and new this year Aussie Bum!

The food here also is supreme our buffet breakfast at the Four Seasons yesterday was to die for, BBQ Pork Buns, muesli, Fried Rice, Stir Fries, all the fresh fruit in the world you could ever want or need for and pastries galore, so supreme!

I love food and Bangkok is a food paradise!

So tomorrow it's back to Honkers and I will try and update as much as possible from there but there will be loads to do before arriving back in Sydney early Monday morning. Don't know how I am going to function Tuesday at work, way too hard to think about that after and hour and a half beauty treatment. LOL

Okay travel readers, off now to the pool and some Sookie Stackhouse.

XOXO

Film Freak 2011 - Tower Heist

I love the movies in Bangkok and not just because it's an escape form the heat but because it is an experience, it's what the movies should be and lacks in Australia. They also have a tribute before each movie to their beloved King. If there was a tribute to either Julia Gillard or the Queen in Australia no one would stand or care, they would boo but in Thailand the entire audience gets up from their reclining seats and removes there blanket and up they get.

Yes you get a blanket in the movies as it's so blinking cold in there! LOL

So now after that rather long intro the movie...

So the seats are a little too comfy and after shopping, shopping shopping that day I must say I did fall asleep which is strange as it was an okay movie and the last movie I drifted off during was the woeful Dreamgirls.

So this stars an all star cast, Ben Stiller (Average Performance), Eddie Murphy (Hardly in the bits I was awake for), Tea Leoni (Boy her career has really gone nowhere much lately!), Matthew Broderick (Mr Sarah Jessica Parker) and the lovely and always awesome Gabourey Sidibe.

So it had all the right stuff but a Crime Comedy, doesn't really sit right with me, so overall it had some laugh out loud moments and I definately think Casey Affleck should not follow his brother into these B Grade films. He is better than that, way better,

So I give it three stars mainly for the lovely Thai Experience

The Biggest Song in the Country RIGHT NOW!

It's an English invasion this year! Ed Sheeran and Adele are taking over like the backpackers in Bondi!

Well done to Ed Sheeran:



My favourite of his however is still the extremely catchy tune below:

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I Heart Bangkok

And the staff at the amazing Four Seasons and Peninsula hotels, the most friendly and lovely people around, Sydney ain't got no service like this!

OMG loved the night markets too last night, I have some killer new T Shirts to parade around the office upon returning (FML).

Anyway off to more shops and maybe something light to take the edge off for lunch like KFC via delivery maybe or a giant Pad Thai and fried rice.... Just some thoughts.

Anyway bitches, I love ASIA more than ever after this trip it rocks my socks off!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Hong Kong was so yesterday it's Bang my cock today

So after a quick visit through and around Hong Kong it's onto my second leg of the November Asia tour in the lovely and sweet Bangkok. After loving the Peninsula fully sick and the day spa there was simply to die for, I recommend an oriental head massage, so dreamy!

After having the worlds best Yum Cha and then enjoying the public transport in Hong Kong (PS Australia we are so behind in the world of public transportation and ticketing this) and feeling as though I was in Manila on Sunday as it's the day all the Filipino maids get off.

Once we return on our final leg to Hong Kong it's Disney Land time and more delicious oriental food. The food in Hong Kong was just blissful and the bubble tea ain't half bad too.

After a sweet as hair cut and my day spa and time in the pool in Hong Kong I am ready and refreshed for some hardcore shopping and fun fun fun in Bangkok!

Curently I am loving the Sukhothai hotel and the beautiful buffet breakfast I just smashed and PS how cool is Emirates to fly, definately no budget like Qantas AKA Queer and Nasty Try Another Service LOL

Alright that's it for me, Happy Birthday tomorow Mrs Alex Pelikan the worlds hottest bride to be of 2012.

Talk soon

Sunday, November 13, 2011

BONKERS IN HONKERS

OMG so much love so far for the Honkers! Only arrived last night and today it's off to fancy yum cha and shopping! Loving the Peninsula, fully sick as.

Also Virgin Atlantic, great stuff and thanks for the upgrade, that was sweet as and so was the Inbetweeners movie as part of my movie going experience, this will be out November 24th and I strongly recommend it. After never watching the TV series it is based on I can't say I was a fan before but now, love it, great coming of age sorry without the usual US bullshit of everyone being pretty and handsome, boring, cast some ugly fuckers and it is loads better.

So that being set it's time to explore Hong Kong.

More updates coming soon, so behave y'all back down under or where ever you read this from and go the Gold Coast, Commonwealth Games here we come.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

The Holiday is finally here

And my countdown is now over :(

Well stay tunned for live updates for the lovely Asian neighbours we have.

In the meantime let's enjoy five tracks to get me in the mood for my take off today!

1. Architecture In Helsinki - I Know Deep Down

Camp, classic, good fun, that's exactly what you need before a good holiday away from the pre Christmas rat race.

I Know Deep Down by Architecture In Helsinki

2. Florence & The Machine - Shake It Out

Not so great on the UK X Factor this past week but I have heard live she isn't the best but vocally on this record this song is pure bliss:



3. Hermitude - Speak Of The Devil

The main dancer in the video is delicious too!



4. Kasabian - Re-Wired

Great rock riff, and they are here for the struggling Big Days Out in 2012



5. SBTRKT - Pharaohs

What can I say, smooth vocals, great beats, kust sublime, if I hear this on a dancefloor I will lose my shit!

Friday, November 11, 2011

1 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers (I fly out tomorrow you witches)

Number 1 in things that make me BONKERS:

What is going to drive me bonkers when tomorrow I am overseas and enjoying five star accomadation the entire time?

I can't wait, and then it's the Christmas home straight and yes that means food, my gift registry getting fulfilled, family time and some chill time, love it.

All I want is another massive storm, how cool was the one on Tuesday Sydney Siders, not cool on the other hand was the dreadful second announcement for the Big Day Out Line up. When people like Prince are rumoured and the best they can deliver is one of the crappy Oasis brothers (which 90% of people knew that he was on the cards), it was like surprise crap line up alert!

Also the reduction of modes for the festival in SA & WA, Big Day Out and Summer Festival organisers it's time to condense yourselves into a couple of well priced, possible alcohol free, over 18 only events with a decent line up not a sub standard line up becuase there are four other festivals on that week and all the good acts are spread across them and then including a large number of filler acts.

The general public will not continue to support sub standard events guys, wake up and smell the roses.

Sorry end of rant.

Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 1 is:

Sia

5 albums in and this woman is clearly one of the greatest artists of all time in my mind. She has had a rough trip to the large fan base she now has. She has collpbrated with heaps of decent artists incluign and not limited to Lior, David Guetta, Katie Noonan, Friendly, The Bird and the Bee and more.

Her David Guetta track "Titanium" for a while was the biggest tune to be lifted from his album, and it was never released as a single!

Her work with Zero 7 was also a big part of her growing fan base too and she worked with these guys from2001-2006.

Her last album "We are Born" was her most accessiable and most delicous pop album, "You've Changed", "Clap Your Hands", "The Fight" and "Bring Night" were all epic favourites!

Her first debut "Healing Is Difficult" is still a classic fav of mine. And who could forget her biggest hit and most played track on TV shows "Breathe Me".

Speaking of TV her must has appeared on Nip/Tuck, Gossip Girl, she had a song on a Twilight soundtrack, The Big C, Packed to the Rafters and heaps more!

She is our darling from Adelaide and I heart her big time! SIA!



Now for some SIA tunes for your Friday and my packing time :)









Catch y'all later!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Press Release - My 29 and a half birthday party

Yeah I am 30 next year and yeah I hate birthday parties but I am going into this a little differently, I plan on being OS for my 30th and so therefore I plan to host a halfway to 30 do in January, so my readers and close friends and possible strangers here are the details for your smartphones, diaries, IPAD's, scrap pieces of paper or whatever:

When - Sunday the 15th of January 2012

Where - The Bank Hotel

What Time - From 1pm - lunch will be at the Thai restaurant if you want to eat there, not fussed if you do or you don't.

Till When it's a School Night - Whenever it's a drop in when you please and leave when you please thing, I'll be there, so come say hello.

Dress Code - It's Summer, so as few clothes as humanly possible.

Is this a Ploy for two parities in one year - No I will not be having a 30th, mark my words, this is it as Dannii once sung.

That is all, a further reminder will be sent in weeks to come.

Peace out.

TV in 2011 - Part 301

So Wild Boys was axed this week from Channel Seven's 2012 roster, American Horror Story has just been the most amazing new series in ages, and thank god it's been picked up for a second series.

With Ryan Murphy now working on this wonderful masterpiece it leaves me thinking that Glee is left to go even further down the drain. This season (it's third) has been so horrid, it's hard to watch. I am really excited though to see the "Mash Off" episode featuring the following tunes:

"I Can't Go for That" / "You Make My Dreams"
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" / "One Way or Another"
"Hot for Teacher"
"Rumour Has It" / "Someone Like You"
"Oklahoma"
"You and I" / "You and I"

Could be fun hey!

And to Dexter, he definitely still has loads of steam and mystery in him as series 6 is simply fantastic!

Desperate Housewives is also going off with a bang very unlike the finale of this year's Underbelly Razor, I must day the finale was so disappointing!

So with the year drawing to a close and summer TV on the horizon what are my DVD/catch up picks:

- Dexter - all past series
- True Blood - all four seasons
- The Big C - both emotional and extremely funny seasons

Heres to a good rest of the year on the idiot box!

2 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 2 in things that make me BONKERS:

Wankers at the gym, usually my local Broadway gym is a wanker free zone, however last night there was a supreme number of total wankers around!

The gym is for working out, not for hanging around looking at yourself and making others feel uncomfortable, pull yo head outta yo ass people!




Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 2 is:

Kanye West

After yesterday announcing he will not be performing at the Perth and Adelaide Big Day Out's some people will not agree with my high ranking of Kanye West, what do I have for you, blow me! Kanye is the shit and always has been.

His epic last piece of art "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" was by far the best hip hop record of last year and this year his album with Jay Z "Watch the Throne" will also go down as one of the year's best too.

Kanye is a superstar he has had a tonne of hits, he is great live, he has produced tunes for Beyonce, Kid Cudi, Jay Z, John Legend plus Common and hundreds more. He has appeared on some many other artists smashes, Janet Jackson, Fall Out Boy, NERD, Madonna and even more! AMAZING!

Kanye rules and he will continue to do so, he is a massive star and has way too much talent sometimes for his own good.



Now three of his biggest solo hits:







Gosh that was hard only picking three BIG Kanye songs..... Happy Thursday!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

3 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 3 in things that make me BONKERS:

MoVember

All I can say is some men can wear facial hair well and some just can't, it's the ones who just can't that scare me and continue to think Movember is one sure way of getting a lady or a lad into the sack.

Frightful!




Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 3 is:

Bjork

I spent a while reading about Bjork's long career last night and now we are down to the best of the best artists I think I'll just let the next few clips speak for themselves, this woman is the best I've ever seen in live music at the Forecourt of the Opera House. She is supreme, vocally and style wise. Love you Bjork!









Just epic, love you Bjork!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Film Freak 2011 - Paranormal Activity 3

So first up this is the most scary movie I have ever seen! After seeing the past two, I knew this would be a head fuck, but not as much as it turned out to be.

How can these guys continue to out do themselves, this films are killing it, literally. The third was made for $5 million and has currently made $172,408,000, how crazy is that!

This film is breaking all records and rightly so. No gore, no torture porn, no ridioulous violence, just pure and simple suspense and lot's of it. In the previous two movies there has been a lead up, in this one, no lead up, it starts up straight away and scares the poo out of you.

I slept terribly last night and totally blame Kate and Kristy.

Look out for the killer twist in this prequel to the two earlier films. Prepare to be shocked, terrified, mind fucked and left holding onto your neighbours arm!

Paranormal Activity 3 rates a Paranormal 4 and a half stars.

4 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 4 in things that make me BONKERS:

Loud talkers on the trains/Loud thugs on the train

So on the weekend I had the glorious task of catching a train on a Saturday night, NOT!

Why do people immediately grab their phones and start a loud conversation where every second word is fuck or he is a c#$%. The trains are for quiet time or restrained conversation between two people, OMG how old I am.



So if you are going to work somewhere on a train today, SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 4 is:

Kelis

Okay now it is into the serious and artists and Kelis has been banging around now since 1999 when her first massive track that screamed take notice of me or else was released "Caught out There", her next Neptunes produced single wasn't as big but it was a massive favourite of mine and still is to this day "Good Stuff".

Her first album "Kaleidoscope" did quite well, her second "Wanderland" really didn't hit the same highs only one single "Young, Fresh n' New" was released.

It was when "Tasty" was released Kelis hit a career high with her monster smash "Milkshake" followed by the equally terrific single "Trick Me".

Her fourth album "Kelis was Here" had moderate success while in her fifth album Kelis became a disco/dance dvia.

Kelis is to this day one of the best live acts I have seen (at this year's terrific Good Vibes Festival) and has been doing it for over a decade now. She has worked with the Neptunes as mentioned before, Calvin Harris, Benny Benassi, Clipse, Busta Rhymes and many others.



If you love Kelis like I do you will love this next track, happy Tuesday!

Monday, November 7, 2011

5 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 5 in things that make me BONKERS:

Sydney people and their massive attitudes.



After being on the peaceful Central Coast all weekend and having people randomly saying hello to you and smiling at you I realised that people really in Sydney have a stick up there ass.

So grow up fuck faces in Sydney we are all the same at the end of the day whether you live in Mosman or Campbelltown.

Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 5 is:

Jay Z

Now what can you say about a man who has done it all, married Beyonce, possibly got her up the duff, sold millions of records and collobrated with endless artists and rapped over just about anything (Linkin Park included - good grief).

Jay Z, he is the money and knows how to be one of the best business men in the world.

Jay Z you are my Rockafeller and one of my nominations for the album of the year alongside Mr Kanye West with "Watch the Throne".



Now I've got 99 Problems but a bitch definately ain't one!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Theatre - Summer of the Seventeenth Doll

Summer of the Seventeenth Doll playing @ Belvoir till 13 November 2011 (so get in soon!)

So I did a really amazing review for this last night and it seems to have deleted itself from the Internet, annoying internet!

So basically I praised the play for it's superb acting, mainly from the likes of Robyn Nevin, Susie Porter, and Dan Wyllie, also the woman who played Pearl simply had all the superior lines and really just owned it.

Summer of the Seventeenth Doll really is a terrific play and I thought I would struggle with the 3 hour, 2 interval duration but it really went by super quick and the whole thing just work so well.

The breakdown of a relationship over 17 years and the way life changes over a period of 17 years is explorered and played out so well in this well writtern and well acted piece.

Also big props to well the props and the use of the window out to Belvoir street was just a FAB vision. Well done.

Great play, 4 almost Summer stars.

6 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers (Under One Week Now!)

Number 6 in things that make me BONKERS:

Old people at the Theatre

How do old people rivert to their inner child when they hit a certain age? This comes out especially in the public eye, i.e. a quiet scene at the theatre, an oldie grabs for a hard boiled lolly wrapped in plastic and continues to unwrap even when it is so silent and the only thing heard her wrapper. Then after she has every one's attention laughs, does that remind you of a child much?

Look I have nothing against the grey power of today's society but sometimes in public the older generation makes me feel like I am a character in the wrong on the ABC's "The Slap".





Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 6 is:

I've featured a few good dance acts along the way on my countdown but now it's time for a DJ who has killed it in the 90's, surprised us in the years 2000 onwards and worked with A-Trak on the amazing project that is DUCK SAUCE! It's Mr Armand Van Helden.

Armand Van Helden in my books is at the top of his game, forget David Guetta, Forget Bob Sinclair and forget Fatboy, Armand Van Helden is the king. From his first smash hit "You Don't Even Know Me" to his recent work on Duck Sauce, Armand has stayed current and keep his name in the charts and on the BLOG's.

Seven albums into his career and he is still kicking, singles galore and his remixes include and are not limited to:

Sneaker Pimps
Tori Amos - that epic remix of Professional Widow
Britney Spears
Gwen Stefani
Katy Perry
Uffie

And millions more! He is a work horse and a pure DJ/producer machine.

It's no wonder Armand Van Helden has kept us at the gym, on the dance floor and dancing in front of mirrors thinking we are the coolest mother fuckers round.

Well done Armand!



Keep you re Saturday night pumping with this Armand Van Helden tribute:

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Christmas is next Month so how's about a gift registry

90210 (new edition) Season 1 and Season Two
One Tree Hill Series 7
Gossip Girl series 1,2,3,4 - their is a box set soon to be released :)
East West 101 Season 3
Weeds Season 6
The Slap - DVD Series
Underbelly - Razor - DVD
Bridesmaids {Movie} DVD
Sons Of Anarchy Seasons 1 + 2 DVD Series
Dexter Series 5 - DVD Series
Californication series 3 + 4 - DVD Series
Damages Season 4 - DVD Series

Film Freak 2011 - The Three Musketeers (not the 3D Version)

Have I said how much I hate 3D movies, therefore I clearly went for the 2D option on this bad boy.

So The Three Musketeers, it's an idea done in film many times before in 1993 a Disney production starring Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Chris O'Donnell, Oliver Platt, and Tim Curry, 1921, 1933, 1935, 1939, 1948, 1953, 1961, 1969, 1973 & 1974 and it returns in 2011, so was it any good and worth doing all over again?

Well yes and no, here is my breakdown:

Yes:

Great action Sequences
Like able cast
some kinda lame and cheesy humour but it works in this genre

No:

Bad script
Too long - like most action/adventure/fantasy movies

So with these points in mind, definitely avoid the 3D version as this movie does not need to be scene in 3D, but if you want some quiet time where you don't have to think and just put your feet up, but not on the seats as it's a movie theatre, then check out The Three Musketeers, it's not going to win any awards. But it's better than a kick in the balls.

3 stars.

7 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 7 in things that make me BONKERS:

Reality TV mega stars - Kim Kardashian

Why the fuck is Kim Kardashian famous? Was it because in 2007 she had a sex tape with singer Ray J? Was it because after just 72 days of marriage, Kardashian filed for divorce from Humphries on October 31, 2011, citing irreconcilable differences?

Or is it because today people are so obsessed with publications like Who Weekly, NW, Famous or let's face it watch Sunrise or Today and are too brain dead to see this woman is a complete tool.

I also wage war on The Hills, her tranny sister Khloé Kardashian and her music video below, holy fuck balls:



Get a real job woman and stay in America, you are a complete and utter job, you should be ashamed of yourself and so should the people who aspire to be a complete skank like your good self. OUT!




Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 7 is:

Are you ready for the weekend and Field Day 2012:

Calvin Harris

Yes Clavin Harris will be back here on New Year's Day 2012 for the fab Field Day. Don't know why I'm calling it fab when I have never been or have had the desire to go, but if it's anything like Fuzzy's Shore Thing event it will be mad.

So Calvin Harris born Adam Richard Wiles, has had a big 2011, with monster smashes with "Bounce" teaming up with the all so sassy Kelis, "Feels so Close" & now teaming up with the queen of auto tune Rihanna "We Found Love".

Prior to this his other two solo albums helped him build a fanbase but now with two and if you count the current production on the Rihanna hit a third mega hits on his hands, Calvin Harris's soon to be released third album will be massive.

Calvin Harris has produced and remixed the likes of Kylie, Example (also announced for Field Day 2012), Kelis, David Guetta and loads more.



Calvin Harris is no one trick pony he is the real deal and number 7, now get ready to bounce on your Saturday night with the below:

Friday, November 4, 2011

Darren Hayes @ the Enmore Theatre

Enter 90's World!

Yes Darren gave the crowd what they wanted, Savage Garden and how good was it to relive hits like "the Animal Song", "Break Me Shake Me", "Affirmation" and the amazing "Truly, Madly, Deeply", oh the moment.

His solo career songs were a bit hit and miss, the gay camp ones such as "Pop!ular" & "Crush (1980 Me)" but the newer slower self indulgent ones kinda left me looking for the door.

I admire his love for himself and confidence but really his opening speech and speeches in between songs was a little much. He also did some weird kinda drag show in the middle which was a little strange.

The crowd seemed to lap up his performance and look he is vocally strong, his solo work definately doesn't match his Saveg Garden work but in a quick review, the venue suited him, the sound and band very terrific and it was a step back in time event for me.

Darren Hayes, may finally be free to be himself and sing camp synth pop songs.

3 and half 90's grade stars.

8 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 8 in things that make me BONKERS:

Singers who go gay and then go way over the top gay.



So for the Australian Idol years and a few years after Anthony Callea claimed to be straight and then SURPRISE "I'm Gay" and then with those two words he hit UBER gay. The same with young Darren Hayes.



I saw his concert last night (review above) and he quoted "Can I dance, of course I can I'm Gay....... GAY", well no shit Sherlock but you did deny it for years and marry some poor beard.

So my point to this mornings rant is if your going to be gay, straight, bi, religious, whatever, don't hide it just be yourself as the below clip explains, cause it does get better and if you be yourself people will like you no matter what.




Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 8 is:

Pharrell

In my opinion the sexiest man in music, he has produced work for Jay Z, Kelis, No Doubt, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Justine Timberlake & a million more! All under the production team as The Neptunes.

He then started his group, N.E.R.D and really set the world on fire with "Lapdance", "Rockstar", "She Wants to Move" and many more, as much as there live show was a little disappointing early this year or last as recording artists they are simply amazing.

Pharrell then had a highly underated solo album which was amazing "In my Mind", which featured a couple of mini hits but were on high rotation on my stereo, "Can I Have It Like That", "Angel" & "Number One".



Pharrell Williams a top notch performer and top deserves to be in my top 10 artists.

Now let's get your Friday on witches!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

9 days till I go Bonkers in Honkers

Number 9 in things that make me BONKERS:

Movie Trailers and Advertisements at the movies these days, if I check a movie has a running time of 90 minutes, I do not expect to be at the cinema for 2 hours! If I want to see movie trailers I will use the second biggest search egine in the worl YouTube duhhhhhhhhhh



Now we are into the top 40 I am going to countdown 40 inspirational artists as well to get me up to Hong Kong and a bit of Bangkok.

Number 9 is:

Adele

Today's artist is the biggest artist of 2011, her trakcs "Rolling in the Deep" and "Someone Like You" have been two of the biggest songs this year. Her album has also been a powerhouse and she has proven the point that second albums do not always have to be difficult.

I like the fact she is not a slut in videos and her songs are so basic yet so powerful, even when stripped back.

Adele's "19" album was also a great debut and hit's like "Chasing Pavement" and "Cold Shoulder" were brillant and deserved more attention, now she has it!

She is one of four albums I have choosen for my album of the year with her breakthrough and record breaking album "21".



Now for the stompin' "Rumour Has it" my personal favourite from the album:

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

5 Songs I like right now... Nearly Holiday Times!

1. Dirty Projectors + Björk - On and Ever Onward



2. SBTRKT - Pharaohs



3. Spank Rock feat. Santigold - Car Song



4. San Cisco - Awkward



5. Lana Del Rey - Video Games

Dear Ryan Murphy {Open Letter}

Dear Ryan Murphy,

This season of Glee totally blows, and I mean it doesn't blow a little bit but heaps blows. On the other hand I heard of your new show "American Horror Story" and I have since watched the first four episodes and right after episode one I was hooked. I am in love, the characters, the story lines, first class.

I loved your work on Nip/Tuck and I liked earlier bits of Glee however these days it's so hit n miss, I mean one episode I want to go full drag and sing around my apartment and then the next I find myself cutting my toe nails and wishing Toni Pearon would re start her music career.

Ryan Murphy well done on getting a second season for American Horror Story and I really want you to focus your attentions on this terrific new show and the best of the new season. Mind you it's not hard to bit that ridiculous new version of Charlies Angels, what a pile of horse shit.

Anyway I am off to prepare for another episode of American Horror Story, but Glee, I think I'll wait till I'm retired and have more time up my sleeve.

All the best and can't wait to see more of this terrific new series, well done.

Andrew

PS - I hate Christmas CD's as you may read below in my Bonkers countdown and now I find the Glee cast is doing a second one, I am disapointed! Anyway at least Mike Chang is getting more screen time this year.