What's On @ the Movies 2013 - Hangover Part III

First point - WHY???

When the original film came out, it was like wow, wrong, funny, what am I watching, did I just wee myself and then came the sequel (Hollywood can't leave alone a success like this - side note please leave Bridesmaids be!) which was fun but just the Hangover does Asia, much like a Getaway special less Catriona Rowntree.

So now the third movie, and only five minutes in you want to storm out of the cinema demanding your hard earned cash back.

Yes it's bad, it's that bad. America has now turned into a place where shit films are attacking the world, The Call, Olympus Has Fallen, just to name a few recent flops which were so average it is definitely not Oscars season.

The reasoning behind making this third film confuses me, it ditches the usual formula and delivers something even more tired. The characters look bored and even a cameo/new role for Melissa McCarthy playing the same role from Bridesmaids and the same role from Identity Thief, it's just let's role out the same old gags and hope for the best. The best doesn't happen, in a packed cinema there were no laugh out loud moments, the cinema seemed almost relived once the highly average Part III concluded.

As far as films go this is rock bottom, it's not a comedy nor of interest or relevance. Thank god there will be no Part IV cause I think you would actually need to pay audiences to attend, laugh and possibly sit through another clapped out instalment.

The Hangover Part III gives a big fat lame ass 0/5

Sorry Hollywood the magic just ain't there, but thanks to a certain witch for getting me in for free, cause honey boo boo child this film isn't even gold coin donation worthy, watch the trailer below and see the carnage unfold in 2.5 minutes: