THE BEST "DEAR JOHN" LETTER EVER
A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a"Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Mary,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit I have cheated on you twice since you've been goneand it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the pictureof me I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings,asked her colleagues for any snapshots they couldspare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc.In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures ofthe handsome men she had collected from her buddies.There were 57 photos in that envelope . . . . along with this note:
Dear John,I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Mary
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