Sunday, April 20, 2008

Tips for Nick D'arcy and the remaining Australian Olympic Team

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English - Chinese That's not right!
Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man
Dum Fuk Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table!
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift!
Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here!
Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet!
Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone!
No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week!
Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pa

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