Saturday, April 13, 2013

Enemy of Average PART THREE - Nicki Minaj - High School Music Video


So since I launched my pretty tight music BLOG "Flashing off the Record" I have neglected music over her at Randy Andy but Nicki Minaj just begged to be my last target for the Enemy of Average. Her new video was reported on a BLOG I was reading during the week and I instantly turned into a 100 year old man. I was shocked, appalled and revolted all in one instant. Let's lock at the evidence for and listen to for that matter cause really this is something else.

 

 Ok so now yes it's like 90% of the other pop music videos in 2013 but remember this?

 

Ok so if 5 & 3 years olds looked up to Super Bass will 5 & 3 year olds be singing:

She love me like a brother But fuck me like a husband Pussy like a oven Too hot to put my tongue in All I had to do is rub it The genie out the bottle Pussy so wet, I'ma need goggles She tell me that's it's mine

Yes this is our future Australia/Worldwide right from America it's an icon appearing on American Idol inspiring young kids to pimp themselves out. Now I love Azealia Banks who has such classic lines as:

And fit that tongue tongue d-deep in I guess that cunt gettin' eaten I guess that cunt gettin' eaten I guess that cunt gettin' eaten I guess that cunt gettin' eaten I guess that cunt gettin'...

But Azealia does not aim to be a Teenage/Tween Age icon, Azealia is clearly aimed at the grown ups (and increasingly the gay audience out there who drop their fair share of C bombs). So what I am getting at is when I first heard of this Nicki Minaj it was on Kanye's killer jam "Monster":

 

And I thought damn this woman got shag, she got style, it was amazing and then her debut album dropped, disappointment across the world. Everyone was expecting Minaj to drop an original outstanding sassy album instead we got a watered down RnB pile of pants. Why do I class this as average then? Because when Minaj went down the RnB pop path she also lost her cred, when she was announced as a judge on Idol, she lost more cred, when her and Mariah had that dodgy fight, more cred down the toilet and with her constant releasing of near nude videos, her horrid tracks, "Beez in the Trap", "Pound the Alarm" and then comes here rap for rent appearances on next to anyone's singles. Her worst appearance was clearly the half cooked Madonna/M.I.A collaboration "Give Me All Your Luvin", just a mess.

So yes Minaj you may be earning millions just for showing up for American Idol, teenagers may love you, but soon parents will stop and listen to these lyrics and Minaj will become a modern day Marilyn Manson. Minaj is not only setting young girls up for teenage pregnancy and god knows what other STD's (the High School music video I am pretty sure some new STD's were created) kids will contract.

Yes Minaj cover up, do it for the ladies, being near naked and having half baked songs isn't the way to go, get back to your Monster verse days and become a real artist, not a plastic pin up for strippers and hookers. Minaj you are so Average even Celebrity Splash has more street cred than you (until it airs that is). Who will be my next Enemy of Average, time will tell but Minaj dude seriously I have seen porno's that are less rancid than this, bitch chill.

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