Sunday, October 22, 2023

Get Outta da House Cinema 2023 - EXPEND4BLES

Expend4bles is the poor spelling of the fourth Expendables film. Which speaking of poor, has grossed $49 million worldwide against a budget of $100 million, making it a box-office bomb.

Scoring 13% on Rotten Tomatoes, this film really may be the fourth and final installment. However that said, it was a bit of free air conditioned fun. 

I can't believe The Expendables 3 was released back in 2014.

It feels like only yesterday we were watching this mature action stars romp around the screen with big guns and some big muscles.

Following the awful Meg sequel, Jason Statham is back with Tulsa King's Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, and Andy GarcĂ­a.

50 Cent has had a good run with film & TV with his Power universe, now this pay day!

The Expendables 4 was a bit long, however as I said earlier it was a bit of blow em' up, explosions and motor bike chase screens whilst onboard large boats. Yep motor bike chases whilst on board a boat.


Jason Statham is actually fairly handsome. Megan Fox feels a bit off as his main squeeze. However he is in good nick.

Iko Uwais has some awesome martial arts scenes with some damn fine action choreography.

I will pass this as what the world needs right now is just some damn fine easy viewing right.

2.5 Stars. More TV reviews incoming. Stay cool Sydney, the heat is back on in time for the weekend!

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