#Australia All Over done + dusted, next stop...

USA Today, yes my new segment for my new overseas travel will bring you the latest and greatest from the worlds number 14 power the USA.

So after four weeks, Canberra tick, Gold Coast total tick and now Melbourne hell yeah it's a tick and a photo diary is coming real soon proudly brought to you by those cuts at the all new Today Tonight "Racism and bad journalism never looked so shit".

So in the Qantas club I sit stuffing liquorice all sorts down my neck I reflect on what I learnt from this fine brown land.

1. Sydney is a mean city. People are cranky, rents are high and no one really gives a hoot.
2. Aussies love bad tattoos the badder the better, the tackier more terrific and the Southern Cross, bring it mate!
3. The food we eat and diet we have is turning a little bit into the USA!
4. Summer is different in each state and territory.
5. Immigration is a great thing, suburbs with cultural hubs make Australia look like we have more culture than just getting shit faced like the bogans next to me in the Qantas club.
6. Sydney people are hotter.
7. I think it's time we all learnt a second language.
8. States run by a state liberal party are no worse or better than a Labour Party run state.
9. Aussies like bad music, Bruno Mars is cute but they latest song is the most over played piece of poo of 2013 thus far.
10. Learnings over.

In conclusion, I have a big week for my lovely readers, film, photo and more in my lead up to USA Today, scream, ten days (like the Missy Higgins song) till holidays, do I love my life, hells yes xoxo