#I'mNotDavidNorMargaret, Film Reviews My Way 2015

What's happened to Ryan Reynolds, it's like every shit film has one thing in common, his in it, and that continues in SELF/LESS. Oh the boredom with the intro, the film takes FOREVER to explain what simple plot we (the audience) are about to witness. And with every boring (predictable) twist another answer has to be simply explained in this sic-fi/thriller turd.

Critically and at the box office failing miserably this film is almost as woeful as ALOHA (almost I say), the saviour is Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off other than this, it's a dead waste of time and effort.

Again why would a studio green light this piece of shit???



So you've seen the trailer and that's really all you need to see as you can only shine a turd so much until you realise it's still a turd.

Ben Kingsley at the start sets the tone for this long drawn out episode that would have played out better as a Lifetime tele movie. Really this could have been a good tele movie or straight to DVD, two screen away whilst the shit unfolds, however they choose to open it against the truly supreme Train Wreck (RIP the folk in the USA - you guys really need strict gun laws, LIKE NOW!).

This will be a flop and be one of those movies that comes and goes and no one thinks twice about it, sad but true.

SELF/LESS, it takes movies like this to realise how outstanding Train Wreck was and how brilliant the writing, casting and acting were. Who needs sic-fi when sometimes the simple stories told are the most brilliant. This is far from brilliant, 1 Star (for Ryan Reynolds sexy hairy chest - Alanis your missing out babes).