Saturday afternoon funny one

Strailya Mate

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having abeer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass inthe air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrikaour glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same onetwice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glassinto the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses thatwe don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it,throwsHis glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African andthe Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate, we have somany bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!