So my shower was apparently (i.e. the fuckers downstairs had a wee bit of water leak into their apartment - therefore my whole shower gets guttered) broken and leaking. So here is how I have gotten around keeping clean and a big apology to anyone I work with as I am pretty sure I stink right now.
So first up it was showers at the gym and you know if all gym showers looked like the below I would have been at this years ago.
However that is not really the reality, the other reality is going barefoot in random showers equals months of athletes foot.
Now don't get me wrong but showering with peoples old discarded water bottles is not my idea of paradise, nor was showering at a lovely local Sydney pool.
This was more due to the amount of cock and balls on offer, it was insane. I am a gay but there is only so much cock n ass you can see in one 10 minute wet patch.
Why is showering so weird in front of others? Why is getting naked so weird in the world of easy access porn and Chatroulette?
Oh how I miss my shower so I wrote a wee poem for y'all at home with your fancy, clean and personal showers:
Sweaty balls
Hot men with small or weird shaped cocks
Obesity has nowhere to hide
Wet, damp, weird shit
Everyone get naked now!
Resist the urge to stare
Soap, make sure you don't drop the soap!
On that note, I'm off to Spin class and then another really public shower FML
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